Meowmoirs: November 6, 2020 The Bathroom

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    Text - CANNAS Entry 5: The Bathroom CHEEZ BURGER November 6, 2020 The house has been conquered. I've explored every room and sniffed most corners. Some things are just outside of my reach, but I'm working on of climbing onto them. The humans ways keep catching me and taking me down whenever I get close, so that must mean there are really valuable treasures in those places that I must find. Regardless, there are some strange things here. The fake plants are one of the most suspicious things, and
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    Text - By far though the strangest room in this house is 'the chamber of water', or, perhaps a more appropriate name for it would be 'the torture chamber'. The first step I took into it made me instantly suspicious. It smell.. either more sterile than the rest of the house or significantly stinkier. The humans go into the room quite often, multiple times a day in fact, more than they even go into the bedroom. I've been watching them in there, and every single thing that I've seen has been worse
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    Text - The one that always has water in it is one that the humans sit on. Yes. They sit on the water bowl. I've never seen anything like it. This is up there as one of the strangest human practices I've witnessed so far. It rivals the fact that they never lick each other or themselves to stay clean. They either sit on the bowl for a short time, or they sit there for a while, staring at their strange litle portable light squares. One time, the humans left the cap of that water and I leaned in and
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    Text - Confused, I stared at the human, ICANHAS wondering if he had lost his mind. then worse! He took the water that ORGER was in his palms and threw it onto his face. The spray was so sudden and violent, I had to move back for fear of the water hitting me.| screamed at him, but he only filled his paws with water again and repeated the action. I've been cautious about sitting in that bowl ever since. By far, the worst offender is neither of these water bowls. The worst one is the water bowl tha
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    Text - But the day I witnessed this water bowl in its activated state, everything changed. The humans shed their fake fur when they step into it, then they close the curtain to hide you from the horror or the waterfall. And then. the water is activated. My god, 1 feel puffing just thinking about it. my tail Once, I made the mistake of stepping into the bowl while it was activated using my method of facial entry. It was regrettable. Mayhem was what followed. I did not realize how bad it would be.
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    Text - With no thought on my mind other than escaping, I attempted to jump out, but the water made everything slippery. It took me multiple miserable attempts to slip out during which I only got wetter. Almost the entire day afterward I spent cleaning off the remnants of the water. | I can't explain this bamboozling behavior. For some reason, they punish themselves in these manners multiple times a day. I presume that it is a matte of self-disciplining since self-discipline is not something they
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    Text - Sometimes, they don't let me into the chamber when they go in it, so I scream outside the door. I continue to yell until they let me in or until I get tired, in which case, I sit outside the door and quard it during this vulnerable time as well as to be able to make sure that they're unharmed as soon as the door opens again. After the torturing of the waterfall, I make sure to brush up against their body to re-scent them, so all other potentially dangerous creatures know that these two hu

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